Disney should stop thinking ‘Hakuna Matata’ and start thinking about doing better live-action adaptations.
“I just took a DNA test; turns out I’m 100% that witch.”
It starred Tom Hanks, so I had to give it five stars. It also got those stars because it’s beautiful, funny and moving as hell.
It’s good. Mainly because there’s no racist crows in this one.
“They tried to fit me on a crane and fly me around”.
If this isn’t an excuse to go back and watch it, I don’t know what is.
And you thought Jaws was scary? Pfft. Please…