Josh Gad Recaps Star Wars Prequel Trilogy As Olaf

Can you believe that Donald Trump is still the President of the United States of America? He’s a failed gameshow host, for crying out loud. To put in perspective for my British readers, that’s like us electing Ben Shephard to lead Brexit negotiations.

(To be fair, he’d probably still do a better job that our current government.)

Despite a lot of votes, I’m not the only one with this opinion, as Frozen’s Josh Gad urged his followers to vote.

Taking to Twitter, Josh wrote to his 616.6k followers saying that if his post – which promoted voting in the upcoming presidential election – could garner 10,000 retweets, he would recap the entire Star Wars franchise as Olaf, similarly to how he recapped the original film in Frozen 2.

Of course, what with it being on the internet and, naturally, anything involving Olaf or a Despicable Me Minion on the internet going viral, Josh surpassed his target and began by recapping the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

Yeah. I was disappointed too. Still, at least Kanye’s happy – he said the trilogy series was his favourite. But he also said slavery was a choice, so… Moving on.

“A long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was a master and a Padawan… Let’s just say it doesn’t go well but thank goodness for master Qui Gon and young hot Obi-Wan, soon to be mid-life, but still hot Obi-Wan, in Disney+’s limited series spin off,” joked Josh.

The video lasts over two minutes, and if you’re too busy to enjoy the best 140 seconds of your life, then I suppose I can sum up some of the best lines from his monologue, including:

  • “Because if there is one thing that’s harder to kill than an assassin, it’s Anakin’s libido.”
  • “Where we learn, even in war time, a little bow-chicka-wow-wow never hurts.”
  • “Yoda goes to Dagobah, where he will become a puppet.”

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