Now, erm, can the daddies leave home, please?
Well, you couldn’t really go wrong with Brolin, Teller and Bridges now, could you?
Shut up and take my money.
Why is Twitter free when we get gems like these?!
And this is why the Oscars are like Christmas 2.0.
Who’s honestly surprised that I liked a movie about ice-skating?
Third time’s definitely not as lucky…
In Martin McDonagh We Trust
If you want me to be a part of the Academy in 2019, I s’ppose I could rearrange some things…
Wait. What did I just watch? Can someone hand me a strong vodka, please?
Let’s just hope there’s none of that river impaling malarkey, eh?