Here’s some money. Go see a Star Wars.
It’s not ALL good – Dick Van Dyke’s coming back to star. Sigh.
I’m more hyped than when I found out McDonalds Monopoly was back.
This is peak-Shia LaBeouf.
I’m a 23-year old, and this excites me. I regret nothing.
This is far from all I want for Christmas
Get me a chimi-f***ing-changa!
I’ll only accept fifty percent of the profits, Disney. I’m a good guy like that.
Now I can live my dream of saying “WHERE IS SHE?” in a gravelly voice.
When I hear the accent, my toes curl the wrong damn way.
This is 100% legitimate. Definitely. Would I lie to you? (Probably.)
If you didn’t trust Donald before, you will now, right?!