It goes without saying that I’d do anything to be in Margot Robbie’s life. I’d even lie down, manically giggling to myself in a room full of knives, in a cheap purple suit, with ‘Damaged’ tattooed on my forehead.
It turns out that Jared Leto’s Joker already did that, and by the looks of it, it didn’t work out.
Honestly, I just don’t know what women want. I’ll have to do a Mel Gibson. (By which I mean electrocute myself in the bath to hear female’s inner thoughts; not became a raging sexist and antisemite.)
A photo leaked showing Margot Robbie as the Batman foe, Harley Quinn walking down the street with some foil in her hand. No, the big shock wasn’t from the fact that Harley Quinn was clearly eating a recently baked jacket potato with her hands, alone, but it was her latest ink.
Despite being a pretty standard leaked photo from the set of a movie, fans were quick to spot that on Margot’s leg is a tattoo which reads as “Harley + Puddin”, with the “Puddin” crossed out. I, too, would dump the Joker after Jared tarnished his character, post-Heath Ledger.
Production began on Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) earlier this week. It would have started sooner, but the poor screenwriters were delayed due to constantly having to write that lengthy title. Margot is set to appear alongside Jurnee Smollett-Bell, Rosie Perez and Ewan McGregor – all of whom can be seen in the recent teaser video.
I just think “Harley + The Movie Dweeb” works as a tattoo. That’s all.