It’s not gay if it’s Chris.
WARNING: May contain Colin Firth and Trump-bashing.
Disney AND procrastination? Best. Day. Ever.
You no longer need to search the – wait for it – WEB. Gettit?!
FYI, this is 100% scientifically correct.
Haters gonna hate. Taters gonna tate.
I’ll accept the invitation to be on the voting panel next year, now.
I’ll only accept fifty percent of the profits, Disney. I’m a good guy like that.
Because what’s not romantic about Stockholm syndrome?
What is this American football you speak of? I only know of movies…
And believe me; it took me a bloody long time to find a film I didn’t like.
To be mocked by anyone hurts, but to be attacked by a man who looks like an aged nut sack; that’s gotta sting.