There are many forms of punishment – imprisonment, community service, probation. But there’s one example which makes capital punishment look like stubbing a toe…
Scrolling through Facebook to someone’s first profile picture. The mere thought of it sends shivers down my spine.
Like, imagine someone unearthing a photo of you in black and white polka dot dungarees, matching your mother’s hat. The sheer embarrassment would kill any man, and…
Oh, for fuck sake.
Stars took to Twitter to share their old headshots on the third most important national holiday in the calendar – Old Headshot Day. And to think, I forgot to put the Old Headshot Day tree up this year. At least I opened all of the doors on my Old Headshot Day calendar.
Imagine the Academy Awards’ red carpet, where these A-listers are preened and pruned to perfection. Now, sit back and enjoy the moment where they didn’t look like that; and looked more like borderline serial killers.
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/990271159106134017
See what I mean?
https://twitter.com/zachbraff/status/990103860201967617
#OldHeadShotDay This photo was taken when I was 18. #Mullet I’m surprised I was ever offered any more work! pic.twitter.com/t00KWEUnGe
— Warwick Davis (@WarwickADavis) April 28, 2018
I was feeling myself during this shoot. #OldHeadshotDay pic.twitter.com/DjXBxN1GJA
— Viola Davis (@violadavis) April 28, 2018
I don’t remember ever being this happy in my 20s… #oldheadshotday pic.twitter.com/XKpx1zIx3A
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 28, 2018
Ok, fine. I'll post one… #OldHeadshotDay pic.twitter.com/NPM8zdiumS
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt (@hitRECordJoe) April 28, 2018
#OldHeadShotDay pic.twitter.com/EyCmP51xjc
— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) April 28, 2018
This was just stupid!! Lol what was I thinking?! #oldheadshotsday pic.twitter.com/988cQNFzfI
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) April 29, 2018
You see big guy on small couch equals funny. Bemused expression equals— I get it, life is crazy. Book me at your clubs and colleges today. #oldheadshotday pic.twitter.com/ijrOXVGGCu
— Judd Apatow 🇺🇦 (@JuddApatow) April 28, 2018
#oldheadshotday 1989. I was going for Jaclyn Smith. But you know, with no makeup or money. pic.twitter.com/D4KRS0YYlX
— Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER (@driverminnie) April 28, 2018
#OldHeadshotDay pic.twitter.com/vz4Wut698J
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 27, 2018
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