There are many forms of punishment – imprisonment, community service, probation. But there’s one example which makes capital punishment look like stubbing a toe…
Scrolling through Facebook to someone’s first profile picture. The mere thought of it sends shivers down my spine.
Like, imagine someone unearthing a photo of you in black and white polka dot dungarees, matching your mother’s hat. The sheer embarrassment would kill any man, and…
Oh, for fuck sake.
Stars took to Twitter to share their old headshots on the third most important national holiday in the calendar – Old Headshot Day. And to think, I forgot to put the Old Headshot Day tree up this year. At least I opened all of the doors on my Old Headshot Day calendar.
Imagine the Academy Awards’ red carpet, where these A-listers are preened and pruned to perfection. Now, sit back and enjoy the moment where they didn’t look like that; and looked more like borderline serial killers.
See what I mean?