If this isn’t an excuse to go back and watch it, I don’t know what is.
In Rian, we trust.
A long time ago in a theatre far, far away…
*squeals internally and externally for a few good hours*
And I learned all this from a galaxy that was actually pretty damn close.
Here’s some money. Go see a Star Wars.
It’s like Comic-Con but every wears adorable mouse ears!
I’m more hyped than when I found out McDonalds Monopoly was back.
This is 100% legitimate. Definitely. Would I lie to you? (Probably.)
“I don’t know if I can even say that.” Could you BE anymore coy, Tom?
It should be abundantly clear that Carrie Fisher was so much more than the woman who asked her barber to base her character’s hairstyle on cinnamon buns.
Even if excellent acting, costumes, plot twists and SFX aren’t your cup of tea, Rogue One pissed off Trump-supporters. That’s worth the £12 cinema ticket in itself.