Could you imagine Christopher Walken or Sylvester Stallone as Han Solo?
A long time ago in a theatre far, far away…
And I learned all this from a galaxy that was actually pretty damn close.
Here’s some money. Go see a Star Wars.
I’m more hyped than when I found out McDonalds Monopoly was back.
This is 100% legitimate. Definitely. Would I lie to you? (Probably.)
It should be abundantly clear that Carrie Fisher was so much more than the woman who asked her barber to base her character’s hairstyle on cinnamon buns.