Could you imagine Christopher Walken or Sylvester Stallone as Han Solo?
A long time ago in a theatre far, far away…
And I learned all this from a galaxy that was actually pretty damn close.
Here’s some money. Go see a Star Wars.
I’m more hyped than when I found out McDonalds Monopoly was back.
This is 100% legitimate. Definitely. Would I lie to you? (Probably.)
Even if excellent acting, costumes, plot twists and SFX aren’t your cup of tea, Rogue One pissed off Trump-supporters. That’s worth the £12 cinema ticket in itself.