What does Chris Pratt, the American actor, star of Movie 43, and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son-in-law, have in common with Mario, the Italian video game character, plumber and turtle murderer, have in common?
I’ll give you a few seconds to try and think of something.
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It’s hard, isn’t it? That’s because they straight-up have NOTHING in common, yet here we are, with the sinking knowledge that Chris Pratt is set to voice Mario in the upcoming movie of the same name.
Alongside the Jurassic World actor will be Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach, Charlie Day as Luigi, as well as Jack Black, Keegan-Michael Key, Seth Rogen and Fred Armisen.
If the original Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer taught me anything, it’s that Twitter is very, very respectful of video game movie adaptations, and –
Oh. Wait. I was wrong. Twitter ripped the Mario movie a new one. Enjoy.
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