Now, if Marvel could VFX a six-pack on me, that’d be great…
Oh, to see Peter Crouch do the robot to Always Remember Us This Way.
If you like old men and fart jokes, this movie is a pure, ahem, gem.
Not even Statler and Waldorf would be able to criticise this enough.
And the Oscar for Most Predictable Scenes goes to…
Who’s honestly surprised that I liked a movie about ice-skating?
Let’s just hope there’s none of that river impaling malarkey, eh?
Now that I’ve been welcomed, can I leave, please?!
In Rian, we trust.
Disney AND procrastination? Best. Day. Ever.