In Rian, we trust.
And I learned all this from a galaxy that was actually pretty damn close.
Here’s some money. Go see a Star Wars.
This is 100% legitimate. Definitely. Would I lie to you? (Probably.)
It should be abundantly clear that Carrie Fisher was so much more than the woman who asked her barber to base her character’s hairstyle on cinnamon buns.
Even if excellent acting, costumes, plot twists and SFX aren’t your cup of tea, Rogue One pissed off Trump-supporters. That’s worth the £12 cinema ticket in itself.