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Tag: 2019
REVIEW: Toy Story 4
It starred Tom Hanks, so I had to give it five stars. It also got those stars because it’s beautiful, funny and moving as hell.
Lady Gaga Is Rumoured To Play Rocket Raccoon’s Love Interest In GotG Vol. 3
Lady Gaga is rumoured to play a talking otter. But one who can belt out tunes and wears dresses made of pork.
REVIEW: Late Night
Emma Thompson definitely earned the privilege of my time.
Octavia Spencer’s Most Gruesome Moments In Ma
Here’s eight reasons why you should never party round Ma’s.
This Is What The Original, Cartoon Sonic Would Look Like In The Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie
This is a good Sonic. A Sonic without human teeth and a firm, ample buttock.
REVIEW: The Hustle
Not so much Dirty Rotten Scoundrels as it was Repetitive Tiring Scoundrels.
REVIEW: POKÉMON Detective Pikachu
Ryan Reynolds and an incredible cast of Pokémon defy odds and make an enjoyable, nostalgic blast.
REVIEW: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile
Zac Efron gives it his all in this intriguing-but-lengthy look at Ted Bundy’s criminal history.
The Live-Action Jokers Get A Friends Intro
“So no one told you life was gonna be interrupted by Batman”.
REVIEW: Wonder Park
For a movie called Wonder Park, it really lacks any wonder whatsoever.
REVIEW: Dumbo
It’s good. Mainly because there’s no racist crows in this one.