Fortunately for you, there’s an unlikely chance that you and I have met face-to-face, because if we had, I’d have probably pushed my nose against your face, and gently breathed the words ‘Go see Robert Pattinson in The Batman‘ directly into your mouth.
I am obsessed with the film. I want a crazed, psychotic man with gaffer tape stretched across his face to torment my town, just so a part of me could feel like Bruce Wayne.
And to celebrate how much I loved the film, I’m giving away a bundle of Batman goodies to one lucky fan.
The items include [add sexy gameshow music here]:
- Batman Jada Toys 1966 Classic TV Series Batmobile and Batman Action Figure Set
- DC Comics Batman 12-inch Bat-Tech Action Figure (Black/Blue Suit)
- DC Comics 7″ Heavy Metal Batman Figure
- McFarlane Toys DC Multiverse Batcycle
For your chance to win, simply enter your details and answer the question below. (And I won’t tell anyone you Googled the answer, if you don’t…)