If I was reportedly dating everyone I was seen in public with, I’d have been reportedly dating, well, no-one. All of my mates are ignoring my messages. I’ve been to Five Guys on my own three times this week alone.

On the other hand, it seems like – after they were snapped together – Channing Tatum may actually be dating Batman’s Zoë Kravitz.

The Magic Mike star seemingly confirmed the relationship, after they were photographed multiple times together, when one person spotted he was following FOUR Zoë Kravitz fan accounts on Instagram.

That means Channing follows all of our fan accounts – I mean, The Movie Dweeb has zero fan accounts, but technically, as Channing doesn’t follow any, that does sort of mean he follows them all, right? Right?!

Previously, Zoë spoke highly of Channing Tatum, after she cast him in her directorial debut, Pussy Island; “Chan was my first choice [for the male lead role of a tech billionaire], the one I thought of when I wrote this character,

“I just knew from Magic Mike and his live shows, I got the sense he’s a true feminist and I wanted to collaborate with someone who was clearly interested in exploring this subject matter.”

I – I wonder if those two are going to Five Guys anytime soon? Maybe I could just get a table for three and just assume they’ll show up? Yeah. That’ll probably work.