At the end of Avengers: Infinity War, we saw the death of Tom Holland’s Spider-Man. That’s it. No more Spider-Man. The end.
Well, I guess Marvel have wasted millions behind their upcoming venture, Spider-Man: Far From Home, which should see Tom reprise his role as the web slinger. It’s almost as if all of the characters who disappeared in Infinity War didn’t actually die. WHO KNEW?!
Continuing in a list of Spider-Man home-related titles*, Far From Home – the sequel to Homecoming – will not only see Michael Keaton’s Vulture return, but is rumoured to see Jake Gyllenhaal portray Mysterio; a villain which has not yet been pictured on the big screen. Mainly because it’s a bloke with a purple cape and a fishbowl on his head. But that’s beside the point.
* I also hope for Spider-Man: Make Houses, Spider-Women Make Homes, and Spider-Man: Until The Cow-nundrum Comes Home.
It must infuriate production crew behind the upcoming MCU project, Far From Home, that images of Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio have leaked… But fuck them. I don’t know them from Adam, so here’s footage of the Nightcrawler actor kneeling on the ground in the basic costume; with a green body, purple cape and golden gloves.
Now, Marvel, stop doing us dirty and place that bloody fishbowl on Jake’s gorgeous little head. Sure, maybe it’ll be digitally rendered in post-production, so not to have an Academy Award nominee pass out from heat exhaustion, or maybe in the scenes leaked, it was just knocked off in battle. Either way, I need to see Jake with the bowl on his head for the memes alone.