Disney is often criticised for it’s impossible standards for women; from their big, rotund eyes, to their sleek, long legs. So the thought of them having a similar body shape to me, is rather – wait for it… A-peeling.
That will make sense in a second.
One Internet comedian-slash-masterpiece creator has redesigned several of Disney’s greatest princess with a shape more like the common person… A potato. And to be honest, I think it’s pretty damn sweet. Like – like a sweet potato. GETTIT?!
The cold never bothered Elsa, but I reckon a good roasting probably would. And don’t even get me started on my Potatohontas wordplay. Even if they annoy you, I’ll shake it off. After all, taters gonna tate.
Sigh. What am I doing with my life?