Willem Dafoe was so good, he even tempted me to chop off my own ear.
This movie is like a soft, endearing piledriver to the face.
If only Bradley Cooper directed all movie remakes…
And to think, before this film, I only knew of Laurel and Yanny.
Thanos wiped out Gamora, Spider-Man and Loki. But why didn’t he kill The Happytime Murders?
This movie was quite like a real bee – it was annoying and I wanted to run away from it.
I stopped playing Spider-Man on PS4 for this. And I’m so glad I did.
Tag is NOT it…
Who knew Bad Times could be so bloody good?
Just be thankful there’s not one Tobey Maguire awkwardly finger pointing…
If you like old men and fart jokes, this movie is a pure, ahem, gem.
Not even Statler and Waldorf would be able to criticise this enough.