REVIEW: The Witches (2020)

Children will enjoy The Witches. If they can get past the terrifying Pennywise-esque nightmare scenes.

REVIEW: Mulan

Without the heart, humour or magic, the live-action Mulan pales in comparison to the original.

REVIEW: TENET

I implore that you watch TENET now on a big screen, or regret it forever.

REVIEW: Onward

Onward is not quite as good as Pixar’s Inside Out, but so much better than Pixar’s Cars 2.

REVIEW: Dolittle

Much like the title of the film, Dolittle does *very* little for me…

REVIEW: Cats

This isn’t so much a review of Cats; more of a court case in an attempt to sue Tom Hooper.

REVIEW: Frozen 2

Frozen 2 is so damn beautiful that I struggle to… Let it go.