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Disney is often criticised for it’s impossible standards for women; from their big, rotund eyes, to their sleek, long legs. So the thought of them having a similar body shape to me, is rather – wait for it… A-peeling.
That will make sense in a second.
One Internet comedian-slash-masterpiece creator has redesigned several of Disney’s greatest princess with a shape more like the common person… A potato. And to be honest, I think it’s pretty damn sweet. Like – like a sweet potato. GETTIT?!
Alice, Alice in Wonderland
Ariel, The Little Mermaid
Elsa, Frozen
Aurora, Sleeping Beauty
Pocahontas, Pocahontas
Tiana, The Princess and the Frog
Rapunzel, Tangled
Merida, Brave
Snow White, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Jasmine, Aladdin
Belle, Beauty and the Beast
Cinerella, Cinderella
Leia, Star Wars
The cold never bothered Elsa, but I reckon a good roasting probably would. And don’t even get me started on my Potatohontas wordplay. Even if they annoy you, I’ll shake it off. After all, taters gonna tate.
Sigh. What am I doing with my life?